December 2009
21 posts
COMMIE ALERT! EVEN IF SANTA WEARS RED, KEEP HIM...
Santa is a liberal monster, who tries to give toys to the less fortunate. Hello Market Economy! Just because kids can’t buy their own toys doesn’t mean a fat old man should do it for them! Can’t these kids just go out and get jobs and work? Thats what kids in India, the Middle East and Africa do? Why can’t lazy American children do this to?
If they did, they could stop...
I hate ARRA
The ARRA -official definition- is an economic stimulus package enacted by the 111th United States Congress in February 2009. The Act of Congress was based largely on proposals made by President Barack Obama and was intended to provide a stimulus to the U.S. economy in the wake of the economic downturn. The Act followed other economic recovery legislation passed in the final year of the Bush...
Secret Mission Day One
Like, I don’t know if you heard, but Linda Lingle, Hawaii’s Republican Governor, has gone SOOOOO left wing. Recently she announced such socialist ideas as heightening government intervention, centralizing schools, promoting the failing business community and SUPPORTING ABORTION!
First Linda Lingie, your name is so like fake. LL Bean bogus. Sounds like the cross between Italian food,...
Democrats that should die! THIS GIRL IS TICKED...
Alf is like, just a huge democrat. Parents who let their children watch this hippy monster of a liberal in the 80’s caused Obama to be elected! Kids grew up worshiping a hairy beast, so like why not worship a black one now.Blah blah blah I like so love Alf so lets vote Obama, comedy tv and stuff. SOME LOGIC!
Why is Alf such a democrat?
He is hairy and funny looking, not really desirable....
RING WINGED BIRDS 4 LYF! →
Dear Readers, LIKE SORRY!
I am like so sorry that I used his name so many times yesterday. I got a little exited. Please don’t stop reading my blog just because I said Barack Obama so many times. Like Duh!
I will control myself. I have to be strong to keep his spirit out of my clean Christan soul. 500 Our Fathers and a candle light reading of the United States Constitution should be enough to rebuild the shield...
Obama Assassins #1, Birds
So like anyway, I was thinking about I tend to write with my right hand. And left handed people tend to be more artistic, creative, and musically talented (sounds like the make up for the perfect terrorist to me, can anyone else say “Interment Camps Please?”). Anyway, most humans are right handed, right? That is why we are not all terrorists. But now I am wondering if animals share the...
Kimmie Solution!
So like today I was like thinking about the population explosion in our Homeland. See, the issue is becoming that only 52 percent of America is “white.” This almost makes us pure bloods a minority. I highly doubt that those pilgrims would have even left England to create a new Holy Land if that had know that one day their great great grand children would have to deal with this.
But...