January 2010
11 posts
Move aside Bible!
http://twitter.com/MIttRomney
The new new Testament!
I know that is like blasphemy or something, but like it’s so true, and even if Reverend Micheal makes me say 1000 Our Fathers when he screens my Blog, like what ever, I’ll just banish him to hell when Jesus Christ Mitt Romney takes over, puts me on his shoulder, and makes me The Judgementor.
The Judgementor needs a sexy but...
Oh My God! UGH!
http://www.codepink4peace.org/
Okay readers! First, code pink for peace sounds like the only way to get peace on earth is if women just open their legs and sleep around. GROSSSSSSSS!
That will only get us a population explosion. A moment of silence for Africa. Wait, that was long enough.
So these Mother Earth worshipping never give up hippies really think they can save the world with a trendy...
GOD HAS RETURN!
Okay, like maybe it is too soon to say that, but I suspect a third coming of Christ. Since Christ the second, or Ronald Regan died, all good Republican boys and girls have been waiting and waiting. And going to be early. And being good. By hording lunch monies and refusing to donate to UNICEF.
Anyway, today the Supreme Court overturn that silly law that says big oil businesses can’t...
Reclaiming from the infidels
Today I went for a walk, saw a homeless man, did not give him change, and noticed a nice bright sun. Then later I saw vandalism to a Mexican Restaurant. And then I saw a hippie getting arrested.
And Scott Brown is Massachusetts Senator Elect.
RIDE THAT ELEPHANT SCOTTY!
Oh Oprah
Rumor has it that Hillary Clinton and Oprah are secretly joining forces to take The White House from Obama. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama is most recently mad. And reverting to her animal like tendencies.
At least Oprah stays classy.
And I would feel better if a white woman had more power then the other.
"C" is for communist PIG!
Don’t be decieved by his blue color. COOKIE MONSTER IS IN NO WAY A REPUBLICAN!
Reasons he is not a Republican:
1. Can’t speak English, like come on, school is free looser! MUST BE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!
2. Looks drunk. What a democratic vise. At least pick something that could substantially ruin you, not just alcoholism. BAH! Like half our presidents where addicted to either whores or...
“Do Democrats Believe That Blacks Need To Be Whiter To Be Elected?
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– http://rightwingnews.com/author/kathleen-mckinley/
Letter to Obama
Dear Obama,
We need private health care to elimate weak members from our gene pool! Duh!
Kimmie!
Oh wait,
Why are you still alive?
Dear Obama
Dear Obama,
If you really like want to stop terrorist, just stop letting all these crazy immigrants into our country. Oh wait, you might be asking like, Kimmie, how do I tell if they are crazy? Well, that is pretty simple, just stop letting all immigrants into our country.
Like Duh!
Kimmie
Avatar Easy Way Out
I just don’t get why in Avatar, the humans don’t just get some blankets infected with small poxs and give them as a gift to the natives.
Worked before, like duhhh.